Me: Molly please come pick up your clothes in the living room.
Daddy Toddler: I'll do it. I'm the one who told her to take her pajamas off in there.
Me: No, Molly needs to do it.
Molly: Daddy can do it. They don't care who puts them away.
I love when Lucy Toddler asks to play "tenten" (pretend). So cute :-)
Molly (looking at a B2 flying in for an airshow): That's not a real plane. I think it's just a kite with no tail.
Molly was imitating Pingu.
Me: Are you making noises like Pingu does?
Molly: Yes mom... that's how he communicates!
Lucy (quite distressed and wringing her shirt): Oh no, my apples are dirty.
Me: Sweetie, you haven't been eating any apples.
Lucy (lifts up shirt): No, my apples are dirty!
I realized then that she meant her nipples.