True Tales from the Toddler Trenches

Me: Molly please come pick up your clothes in the living room. Daddy Toddler: I'll do it.  I'm the one who told her to take her paj...

If she's this excited about diamonds now, I feel sorry for her future admirers ;-) Just to be clear, she was excited about a puzzle p...

Science: Molly Toddler and I were talking about the impending arrival of baby #3. She was trying to get her head around how a baby could f...

You know Lucy Toddler is a second child because when we caught her in the middle of this, Daddy Toddler and I both went for our cameras: W...

If you'd like to a sneak peak of baby number 3 and have plenty of time to spare, here are videos of the ultrasound! :-)

Me (while driving, to both girls): I love you. Lucy: I love you too Mommy! I love that she not only says "I love you" back, she ma...

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