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Burping is an art form in my family. My mom's brother is especially adept, and the skill has been passed down through the generations. I was telling Molly about how I helped her Uncle Ryan hone his burping skills, when she got very upset.
Molly: NO mom. People just DON'T teach anyone how to do that.
Me: Why not?
Molly: It's bad manners.
Me: But some people think it's funny. Burps are kind of bad manners, but they're also funny sometimes.
Molly (giving me a teenage worthy "look"): Mom... I think there's something wrong with you...
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